i started using ‘you can’t order me anything you’re not my mom’ ironically around friends and tonight i wanted to say that to my mom but then i realized that she was indeed my mom

algrenion:

overlypolitebisexual:

whenever i see these post-apocalyptic films set in the USA where everyone is pretty much just killing each other with no mention of other nations i always just assume that the rest of the world is fine and has learnt how to resume life as normal

 

saucefactory:


queelez:


lord-of-the-nerds:


discordion:


When he was 2 years old, he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull
When he was 6 years old, he mistakenly drank boric acid.
When he was 9 years old, he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg.
When he was 11 years old, he contracted measles and was in a coma for nine days.
When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he caught it in a carriage door.
When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a falling brick.
When he was 23 years old, he almost died from the effects of tainted wine.
When he was 29 years old, Adolph Sax invented the saxophone.


clearly someone didn’t want that saxophone invented 


#incompetent time-travelling saxophone haters


THIS NEEDS TO BE A 300-PAGE SCI-FI NOVEL BECAUSE I WOULD READ THE HELL OUTTA THAT

saucefactory:

queelez:

lord-of-the-nerds:

discordion:

When he was 2 years old, he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull

When he was 6 years old, he mistakenly drank boric acid.

When he was 9 years old, he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg.

When he was 11 years old, he contracted measles and was in a coma for nine days.

When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he caught it in a carriage door.

When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a falling brick.

When he was 23 years old, he almost died from the effects of tainted wine.

When he was 29 years old, Adolph Sax invented the saxophone.

clearly someone didn’t want that saxophone invented 

#incompetent time-travelling saxophone haters

THIS NEEDS TO BE A 300-PAGE SCI-FI NOVEL BECAUSE I WOULD READ THE HELL OUTTA THAT

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[frustrated daca noises]

lastgreattimewhore:

if lucifer needs someones consent to enter their body then so do you

pikse:

One of the times I feel most alive is when I break a sweat dancing, so I think these dance music robots are definitely on the right track in their search of humanity. That’s what I love about them.

why concentration so hard today

casentine:

If Dirk went Grimdark would he be Grim Dirk???

casentine:

If Dirk went Grimdark would he be Grim Dirk???

orangelemonart:

in hell like “yo satan whats your homestuck otp”

misplacedland:

rielyneal:

do you ever think about who you’d be shipped with if your life was a tv show 

i do now

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ajshdjhasjd thank you!!

there is nothing that i hate more than when google or youtube changes it’s language from english to my mother tongue without asking

i’m a nationalist but i still prefer everything on my computer and phone to be on english thank you very fucking much

agnes-cecile:

looking for the courage to put your intimacy on display

agnes-cecile:

looking for the courage to put your intimacy on display

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